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Star Wars meets Ukraine. I never thought I’ll see the day when I put both ‘Star Wars’ and ‘Ukraine’words in the same sentence. Just when the country is on the brink of repairs, sources have now revealed that the ‘Dark force’ will be joining the Ukrainian government. Oh the humanity! Just imagine the horrible schemes their plotting against on all civilization. Yeah right, as if that would ever happen. It seems like ‘Darth Vader’ is taking a little break from world domination and helping out the Ukrainians to ‘restore glory to the downtrodden nation’.
It’s been said that the Sith lord or better known for the title as the anonymous protester has made it his mission to help rebel against certain systems in Ukraine. He’s been recently spotted at Kiev’s Independence Square flanked by his loyal storm-troopers during the winter protests, has been chosen as the official candidate of the Ukrainian Internet party (UIP) which has become known for its theatrical public stunts.
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